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O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar. - Filho, onde esteve hoje?
- Na escola, pai.
O robô dá um tapa no filho.
- Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé!
- Que DVD?
- Toy Story.
O robô dá outro tapa no filho.
- Ok, era pornô. - Choraminga o filho.
- O quê? Quando tinha a tua idade nem sabia o que era filme pornô!
O robô dá um tapa no pai.
A mãe ri - Ahahaha! Ele é mesmo teu filho.
O robô dá um tapa na mãe!

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